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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 824 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wearing tiny top hats. Don’t worry, they’re friendly, they just want to show off their fashion sense. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of giant pixel art sculptures in his wake. Some say he’s a mythical being, others say he’s just a really dedicated builder with too much free time.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of absurdity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – trust us, you’ll need them.