Lemon Cloud | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisInLawSloshed Minecraft Server

100lbs, bathing, bathroom, Boundaries, breast, butt, cleaning, DAUGHTER, Drunk, drunk cleaning, family, intimate areas, Minecraft, naked, passed out, Poop, puke, Server, SisInLawSloshed, sister-in-law, towels, Vagina, Wife

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6800	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a naked pooper covered in puke, poop, and pee? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a situation where you have to clean up a fellow player who’s passed out in a bathroom covered in bodily fluids. But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to navigate through challenges like convincing your wife and sister-in-law that it’s totally okay to leave a naked woman in a bed of towels instead of giving her a bath.

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for poop-related shenanigans). Don’t miss out on the laughs, the drama, and the absurdity that awaits you on our server!

MomSpyDadAITA

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, Guilt, Honesty, invasion of privacy, legal matters, loyalty, Manipulation, MomSpyDadAITA, moral dilemma, parents, personal boundaries, private investigator, regret, relationships, Secrets, Trust

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and the creepers!

Our server is a safe haven from private investigators and nosy parents. No need to worry about invasion of privacy here, unless you count Endermen stealing your blocks!

Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the drama of divorce proceedings. Plus, our virtual lawyers are much more lenient than real ones.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a private investigator when you have a diamond sword? Join now and let the crafting begin!

BarbaricBlast2075 – Minecraft SMP

Advancements in science, BarbaricBlast2075, changing perspectives, cultural evolution, cultural shifts, ethical dilemmas, ethical standards, Evolution of humanity, evolution of society, future generations, future outlook, future society, historical perspective, Human Behavior, Minecraft, Moral values, Progress of time., Progression of civilization, smp, social norms, societal changes, technological advancements, technological innovations

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crops Grown:	1883
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9993	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the coolest server ever, trust me. We got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even talking chickens, man. And get this, if you join now, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to fight off evil llamas trying to take over the server. And our PvP battles are so intense, it’s like watching two creepers go at it in a TNT explosion contest. You don’t wanna miss out on that action, dude.

Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. Everyone is super chill and always down to help you out, whether you need diamonds or just someone to build a giant statue of a potato with.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and be a part of something that future generations will look back on and be like, “Dang, those guys were living in 2075 while we were still stuck in 2025, how barbaric!” Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. Let’s goooooo! 🚀🐉🌈🥔 #MinecraftSMPGoals #LaserBeamDragons #TalkingChickensFTW

PixelConvictFreedom

convicted felon, criminal justice system, criminal record, criminal rehabilitation, discrimination, ex-convicts, forgiveness, justice system, Legal System, PixelConvictFreedom, prejudice, Redemption, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, reintegration, second chances, societal impact, societal judgment, societal perceptions, stigma

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Towns Built:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	417751

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe everyone deserves a second chance, even if they were once a convicted felon! Our server is run by a reformed criminal mastermind who now spends his days building virtual worlds instead of plotting heists. Join us for a chance to prove that even the most notorious criminals can turn over a new leaf in the world of Minecraft. Plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the admin has a crazy backstory like that? Join now and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

BlindJuryCraft

American justice, blind justice, BlindJuryCraft, court proceedings, courtroom, criminal justice, criminal trial, defendant, Due Process, fair trial, impartiality, judicial fairness, judicial system, Jury, jury duty, jury selection, Justice For All, justice reform, justice system, legal process, Legal System

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can, like, totally be invisible the whole time! it’s like justice in america, man, where the jury can’t even see the defendant. but, like, in this server, you can be invisible and sneak up on people and prank them without them even knowing! it’s, like, the ultimate trolling experience, dude. join now and be the sneaky ninja you’ve always wanted to be!

Altruistic Love – Minecraft Server

Altruism, altruistic, altruistic behavior, attractiveness, Behavior, Differences, Equally, heterosexual individuals, homosexual individuals, INDIVIDUALS, love, MATES, Men, Minecraft, participants, Potential, potential mates, rated, Server, sexual orientation, Traits, universally attractive, Value, Women

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
New Chunks Explored:	770393	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, bro. like, if you wanna find a bae who is all about that good karma and helping others, this is the place to be. like, whether you’re into dudes or chicks, everyone here is all about being a good person and spreading love and stuff.

like, women are all about that altruistic vibe, so if you’re a guy looking to impress the ladies, better start being all selfless and stuff. and if you’re a girl looking for a partner who’s gonna treat you right, this server is where it’s at.

so, like, join us and find your soulmate who’s all about that sweet, sweet altruism. we’re all about spreading love and good vibes, so come on in and be part of our crazy, loving community. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Cool Threadless Land 1.20

any groups, Cool, cool S thread, Groups, Land, no cool, No cool s thread, threadless

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, bro, forget about those boring servers, come join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got more diamonds than a rapper’s teeth! And our mobs are so lit, they party harder than you on a Saturday night! Plus, our admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFDocAppt Minecraft Server

abdomen issues, AITAH, alone, breaking news, Communication, Decision making, dr appointments, EMBARRASSMENT, Emotional support, GFDocAppt, Girlfriend, infertility, medical procedures, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, serious appointment, Server, stress, Support, surgery, Ultrasound, waiting room, wasting time

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	735
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	41377
Towns Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous reasons to join!

Do you want to escape the stress of real life appointments and surgeries? Well, on our server, you can undergo virtual ultrasounds and surgeries without any risk of infertility! Plus, you can choose whether or not to break the news to your girlfriend in a dramatic fashion or keep it to yourself.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through emotional support dilemmas in a blocky world. Who needs a waiting room when you can have your girlfriend waiting for you in the virtual world?

So come on, don’t be an AH, join our server and let the fun begin!

NoCashForH8rsMC

Boundaries, budgeting, criticism, designer items, financial assistance, financial decisions, friendship, judgement, lending money, mutual friends, NoCashForH8rsMC, personal finance, savings, Selfishness, setting boundaries, spending habits, Support, unexpected expenses, unsupportive, Vacations, well paying job

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5772	Enchantments Applied:	213
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of friends who constantly judge your spending habits? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your dream mansion without anyone telling you how to spend your diamonds!

Imagine a world where you can treat yourself to all the enchanted gear and potions you desire, without any Sarahs raining on your parade. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can splurge on all the virtual luxuries your heart desires.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into lending them virtual emeralds for rent when you could be investing in your own pixelated paradise. Join our server today and say goodbye to financial critics once and for all!

GenderBendCraft

adult content, erotic role play, FANTASY, gender bending, gender exploration, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender play, gender reversal, gender role reversal, gender swap, gender transformation, GenderBendCraft, NSFW, role reversal, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, taboo

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can explore a world filled with giant chickens, flying pigs, and talking trees.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also transform into the opposite sex and experience all the NSFW shenanigans that come with it. Want to see what it’s like to mine diamonds in a sparkly pink tutu? Or battle creepers while rocking a fabulous wig? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server – one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored!

CraftyMariaKidnapCraft

activism, Allies, authoritarianism, CraftyMariaKidnapCraft, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Kidnapped, kidnapping allegations, Latin America, Maria Corina Machado, opposition leader, Politics, protest, repression, Venezuela

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6510	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Crops Grown:	4724	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even venezuelan opposition leader maria corina machado got ‘kidnapped’ on it! yea, u heard me right, she was just buildin her lil house and BAM, she got snatched up by sum crazy griefer. but don’t worry, we got her back and now she’s our top player, fightin off zombies and creepers like a boss. so if u wanna join in on da action and maybe get ‘kidnapped’ yourself (jk, we don’t do dat here), den come on over to our server and let’s have sum fun!

Blocky Endo Quest – Level Up!

blocky, endo, LEVEL, Quest

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1118	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ores Mined:	8503	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Potions Brewed:	67	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the world’s first blood test for endometriosis but in minecraft form! like, u gotta mine for rare ores and stuff to unlock the secret to curing endometriosis in the game! it’s like a quest but with virtual pickaxes and creepers! plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword to slay all the endometriosis monsters in the game! so come on, join us and let’s cure endometriosis one block at a time!

Eien Craftrealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, BlaiseBug, COSPLAY, Craftrealm, Cunnieho, drawing, eien, EIEN Archives., EIEN Project, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, marvel rivals, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, phish, PrawnStarItsi, retro games, Skye Senfort, Speedrunning, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	151293	Emeralds Found:	8939
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! We got a bunch of crazy girls who are into horror games, speedrunning, drawing, and, like, mecha stuff. It’s like a party in the digital world, man. Plus, there’s this cute birbshit crazy girl who’s all about healing and naan. And don’t even get me started on the ironic weeb who’s into Nier and cosplay. It’s like a virtual circus of madness and fun! Join now before reality collapses, bro!

MommaMinecraftGone

aita, Boundaries, boyfriend’s mom, clothes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, Disrespect, family dynamics, Guilt, gym clothes, India, kicking out, lulu lemon, MommaMinecraftGone, moving out, personal space, relationship issues, rummaging, US

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Items Found:	7452
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	126	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of chai! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a Bollywood movie.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through family drama and cultural clashes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to experience the thrill of dealing with a mother-in-law who has a vendetta against your gym clothes.

Embark on a quest to reclaim your wardrobe from the clutches of a fashion police mother-in-law who thinks lulu lemon is too scandalous for her family. Will you stand your ground and fight for your right to wear athleisure, or will you succumb to the pressure and dress like a proper Indian daughter-in-law?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the adrenaline rush of getting kicked out of your own home and facing the ultimatum of breaking up with your boyfriend. Will you choose love or your favorite pair of leggings? The choice is yours on our server!

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, cultural clashes, and fashion showdowns. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the most entertaining server in the block!

WeirdlyAttractedToYou – Minecraft SMP

Abnormal interests, bizarre attractions, Curious fetishes, Eccentric preferences, Freakish attractions, kinky preferences, Minecraft, odd fetishes, Offbeat turn-ons, outlandish attractions, peculiar turn-ons, quirky interests, Rare desires, smp, Strange inclinations., Strange preferences, uncommon turn-ons, unconventional attractions, unique desires, unusual turn-ons, weird attraction, weird kinks, WeirdlyAttractedToYou

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have a secret underground club where we worship chickens and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can summon lightning bolts with a snap of his hooves. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less magic wands. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. Join us now before the unicorns take over and make us all wear tutus!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Void Gems Collected:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5