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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 507 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 95 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)