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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 996 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Farms Harvested: | 880 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where we drive on the left side of the road AND walk on the left side of the hallway! it’s a whole new level of chaos, you never know what’s gonna happen next!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)
