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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2590 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!
