so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 18
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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