so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Wilderness Tamed: 14
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Divine Spears Created: 30
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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