so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Farms Harvested: 967 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Servers

  • TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP

    TheCraftyCreeper Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the misfits and weirdos of the Minecraft community!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, memes, and questionable decisions. We have a strict “no seriousness allowed” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of Redstone. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see our automated chicken farm that sings show tunes while laying eggs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join them in their quest for domination, or will you stand in their way and become a llama target?

    So come on down to our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Just remember, if you take yourself too seriously, you might find yourself transformed into a block of dirt by our resident troll moderator. See you in the chaos!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Towns Built: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UberCraft: No Random Homes

    UberCraft: No Random Homes
    Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t ghost you like that guy you’ve been talking to? Look no further! Our server is like a reliable Uber driver, always there for you when you need it. We won’t make excuses about financial problems or suddenly have “stuff going on” when you just want to hang out. Plus, we’ll never pressure you to come to our house – we’re all about meeting you halfway at the virtual mall (aka our server)! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted or stood up. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your Minecraft soulmate who actually follows through on their promises!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BlockHeadzCraft

    BlockHeadzCraft
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who have the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. We’ve got a player who built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, another player who created a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, and don’t even get us started on the player who built a functioning spaceship that can actually fly to the moon (yes, we have a moon in Minecraft now).

    But that’s not all – we also have the most insane events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. How about a PvP battle where everyone is riding on pigs armed with diamond swords? Or a treasure hunt where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So if you’re ready to join a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Mines Excavated: 4334
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server

    PolishCannonCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on this server, we are building Europe’s largest mobile artillery force! That’s right, we got K9s running around like crazy, shooting TNT and causing chaos everywhere they go.

    Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a pack of K9s come rolling in, ready to blow everything up! It’s like a fireworks show, but with way more explosions and way less safety regulations.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have an army of K9s at our disposal, but we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and destruction? Let’s go, baby!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 207 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard

    Putin’s Blocky Bodyguard
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT YOU MIGHT AS WELL DIE FOR PUTIN LIKE STEVEN SEAGULL!!! JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR MINECRAFT DOMINATION WITH THE POWER OF MOTHER RUSSIA!!! WE HAVE DIAMOND ARMOR STRONGER THAN SEAGULL’S LOVE FOR PUTIN!!! COME JOIN US OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN AND ADVENTURES!!! #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #STEVENSEAGALISMYHERO

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gazde Survival

    Gazde Survival

    -> Rich Biomes: Explore diverse landscapes, from lush forests and towering mountains to mysterious caves and serene beaches.

    -> Community-Centric: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players. Collaborate on massive builds, share resources, and embark on thrilling adventures together.

    -> Custom Challenges: Test your skills with unique quests and events designed to push your survival abilities to the limit. Earn rewards and showcase your achievements!

    -> Grief Protection: Focus on building and exploring with peace of mind. Our advanced protection plugins ensure your creations stay safe from unwanted damage.

    -> Economy System: Trade with other players, gather resources, and build your wealth through an engaging economy that encourages collaboration and creativity.

    -> Weekly Events: Participate in exciting events, contests, and themed nights that bring the community together for fun and friendly competition.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 21 Gods Slained: 0
    Runes Activated: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WispRP

    WispRP

    Welcome to WispRP! WispRP is a Minecraft Roleplay server!

    Roleplay-Friendly Environment Over 30 Custom Races Medieval and Faction-Based World MorePlayerModels Mod Support Unique Brewery System Community & Events

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development

    Make Minecraft Great Again – BetterBusinesses PVE Java 1.21 Economy Jobs Shops Businesses Custom Plugin Active Development
    BetterBusinesses <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/zynncraft-vanilla-factions-bedrock-java/">Server</a>

    BetterBusinesses Server Overview

    Server IP play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    YouTube BetterBusinesses YouTube Channel
    TikTok Follow us on TikTok
    Patreon Support us on Patreon

    Key Features

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

    Thank you for being part of our community!

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    Can I run any kind of business on the server? Yes, our custom business plugin allows you to run any type of business you can imagine.
    Are there opportunities to collaborate with other players? Absolutely! You can create, compete, and collaborate with friends on various business projects.
    Can I hire employees for my business? Yes, you can hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through the business GUI.
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server? While we encourage creativity and innovation in business ideas, please ensure that your business practices adhere to our server rules and promote a positive community environment.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Baby Bump Minecraft Server

    Baby Bump Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s baby-making skills? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate political sperm position where anything can happen.

    We’ve got so much drama, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a soap opera. Watch out for those female friends and their boyfriends – they’ll be giving you side-eye like you’ve never seen before. But hey, at least you’ll have some company while you try to figure out what the heck is going on.

    So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the chaos. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about the mysteries of the political sperm position. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected surprises – like, say, two babies in your wife’s belly. You never know what might happen next on our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Enchantments Applied: 188
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP

    CreeperSlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    We have upcoming road races that will blow your mind, like the Simac Ladies Tour where the creepers race against the skeletons for ultimate victory. And don’t miss the Tour of Taihu Lake where the Ender Dragon makes a guest appearance as the ultimate boss battle.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our CX races where players ride pigs instead of bikes and try to dodge exploding TNT blocks. It’s chaos at its finest!

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium

    BoutCraft: Putin’s Arms Emporium
    come join our epic minecraft server where putin’s ‘merchant of death’ victor bout has returned to arms trading but with a twist- HE’S SELLING DIAMOND SWORDS AND CREEPER REPELLENT! yea, you heard that right, folks. you can now protect yourself from those pesky creepers while looking stylish with a shiny diamond sword.

    our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on. we’ve got epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for rare loot.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate warrior in this crazy world of minecraft madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty AI Instructions

    Crafty AI Instructions
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ like they at a rave! Our server be so lit, even the Ender Dragon be takin’ selfies with the players.

    We got a secret underground disco where the zombies be breakdancin’ and the skeletons be poppin’ and lockin’. And don’t even get me started on our enchanted forest where the trees be singin’ and the flowers be spittin’ rhymes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a magical castle where the villagers throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life genie (Disclaimer: genie may or may not be a disgruntled witch in disguise).

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by a giant mutant chicken. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4

    Astros Reach: Where adult Minecrafters go to relive their glory days in pixel form 1.20.4
    Welcome to Astros Reach Minecraft Server!
    🌎 Established on: June 11th, 2023
    🔧 Server Version: 1.21
    🎮 Vanilla World Features:

    What Astros Reach has to offer:

    • Long-term vanilla world that only resets when voted upon by players
    • Free community-use creative world
    • Weekly and monthly events
    • Helpful and knowledgeable community
    • Caring staff to ensure special experiences for every player

    To join Astros Reach, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. We welcome players aged 18 and older. Come join us in our fun and friendly community!

    Discord Link: discord.gg/CfuGaDGJ7M

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: When was Astros Reach established?

    A: Astros Reach was established on June 11th, 2023.

    Q: Does the server have plans to reset the world?

    A: The world only resets when voted upon by the players.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

    A: Players must be 18 years or older to join Astros Reach.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join, visit our Discord and fill out a short application. A staff member will provide you with all the information you need to get started.

    Q: What version is the server currently running?

    A: The server is currently running on version 1.21.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: The server offers various recipe add-ons to enhance the vanilla experience, as well as high-end hardware for a lag-free gameplay.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 316
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server

    The Chill Zone – Minecraft Server
    Yo, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery monsters and explore the depths of hell in search of epic loot.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero, where you can ask them all your burning questions about the server. And don’t forget to check out our Agent Records for Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz – these guys are legends in the Minecraft world!

    Oh, and did we mention our upcoming events for version 1.2? From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget to redeem those codes for some sweet in-game rewards.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 30
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?

    What the hell Minecraft SMP was her problem?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties in the Nether! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the infamous “Chicken Lady” who will challenge you to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King/Queen.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking llama or discover a secret underground disco club run by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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