so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Divine Spears Created: 25 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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