so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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