so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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