so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Enchantments Applied: 180 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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