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Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
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