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Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 25 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
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