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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9917 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 218 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
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