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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 3652 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 53 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
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