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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 114 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
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