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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 4677 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
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