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Falling into the Void: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Emeralds Found: | 7685 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2743 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
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