Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

AC Milan, Decline, Disappointment, Downfall, Far.., football, Happened, Hernandez, History, Italian football, Leão, Legends, milan, Minecraft, Performance, Players, Potential, serie a, Shit, smp, Soccer, Struggles, TALENTED, TEAM, underperforming

Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ores Mined:	7604	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	76
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magic Items Found:	1184
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	1081
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	237	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Animals Bred:	72	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Potions Brewed:	138	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	247	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!