Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	281
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. Features: – Custom biomes and world generation for all vanilla dimensions – Proximity voice chat – Custom music – Special weapons and enemies – Quests & NPCs – Towns, Nations, and Wars – Cosmetics & Emotes – Freedom of speech – Creative plots – Bounty hunting – Co-op and PVP Events

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Animals Bred:	101	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Items Found:	6163
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	42

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
New Chunks Explored:	918425	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CladeCraft

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CladeCraft is a fun and unique server with Towny, OneBlock, KitPvP, and Minigames! Just updated to 1.20! The server is running 1.20.1, but you can play on 1.9-1.20! We are also Java-Bedrock Compatible! We have many fun and useful plugins and features that work together to make an amazing Towny experience! Create towns and powerful nations, make allies and enemies, participate in wars and sieges! > NEW 1.20.1 World to Explore > Dynmap online World Map > Nations, War, & Geopolitics > Java-Bedrock crossplay > Custom Dungeons and Bosses > Quests > Custom Gear and Items > PvP Events and Minigames > No Pay to Win! The server just updated to 1.20, so come join us! IP: CladeCraft.us.to – Bedrock Port: 19999

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	5796	Secret Passages Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ellenor

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	8946
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Camp Half-Blood

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
New Chunks Explored:	898262	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.