Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Animals Bred:	173	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Tired of playing funni block game by yourself? Join our smp , we offer: Java & Bedrock crossplay Large map to explore Towns & Nations Crack Events for rewards Cultures & Religions Player Economy Free Ranks 75+ Extra enchants An Active Community Participate in events for loot Premium Towny Expanisoms Optional PvP & Wars Up too 300 plus members joined our minecraft server!!! Join the VIVICAN Crack House today!! today!!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6022
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	355	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank Today.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	230	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Buildings Constructed:	29
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7427
Falling into the Void:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	6901
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Buildings Constructed:	39
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.