Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Star Shards Collected:	260
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ninescraft

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.