Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Magmasurge

We are Magmasurge. A Brony / Pony and Bionicle Themed server. We also have worlds for normal miners, Hardcore worlds, a few differently styled creative worlds, a Mata-nui, mob arenas, Economy, and more! Come check us out!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

efCraftSurvival

PvE, Survival

Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.

Griefing, stealing, PVPing is not allowed.

We will have a Points system, which is run by enjin. Because of this we encourage everyone to register for our enjin site at efcraft.enjin.com

If you cannot register, then ask an admin to add you.

Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RedBladePvP

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SORB

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

2tx

Factions

2tx.org – Factions PvP

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RAS SkyBlock

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	234	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Zuma | Faction PVP

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Wive server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MendozaCraft

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.