Leao is by far… Minecraft SMP: Shit Happened

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Are you tired of underperforming like Leao in a big game? Do you feel like your Minecraft skills are going downhill faster than Milan’s status as a football club? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even uncover the mystery of why Leao is underperforming in football – maybe he’s been too busy playing Minecraft on our server!

So come on, join us and show off your skills like a true Minecraft legend. Who needs Milan when you can be the star player of our SMP? Let’s turn things around and make Minecraft great again – one block at a time!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CastleCraft

CastleCraft is an “OldSchool” server, like in the good old days. Not gigantic cities with square plots of land, but with lots of them small sleepy villages. Come and join us and we will take you with us Receive joys!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Redstone Realm

A fun survival no grief new server. 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Star Shards Collected:	120

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

The Minecraft Bay

======Welcome!====== On our new server…

Our server is an ALLROUND server, of course online 24/7…And has the following features…

=========Games========== ->Catacombs

->MobArena

->Spleef

->Survival/HungerGames

->PVP Arena

->AdventureMap

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6432	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Darkrider

Darkriderz is a great place to relax and have fun with the communite. we have creative SG and more muti games!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Gravelcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP

The new Minecraft server Gravelcraft.nl. Free to join (no whitelist).

Features: – Factions – Survival – Creative

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Empire Craft | Towny SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Empire Craft

Empire Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server since 2012 with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. You can play with your friends, make land claims, create shops, make player warps, buy & sell items to others and more..!

Here’s a few things we offer: McMMO, Player Warps, Player Economy, Grief Prevention, In-Game Ranks Using In-Game Money…

We do our best to keep this community a friendly place. If you’re looking for a fun survival server, then gives ours a shot 🙂

Hope to see you soon!

play.empire-craft.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Crops Grown:	1737	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EDO’S WORLD

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Zealanderville

PvE, PvP, Survival

We are a friendly, survival server with helpful staff and a great community. Our server features a few fun extras such as; mcmmo, mypet, jobs,auctions,and several different PVP arena (mob,regular and class PVP). We also have some fun minigames: kickin’ chicken, spleef, and a COD spin-off.

Stop by and say HI! Happy playing The Z-Team!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EpicCraft

Welcome to EpicCraft The realism server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WeBuildCrap

We are a Bukkit based PVE survival server. We also have a creative world and are working on a gameworld that will include a hunger games arena. But this is far from vanilla. This is a fairly small server where everyone is quite helpful. We have a large variety of Plugins ranging from protecting your land, animals, and self to mods that make the game more challanging, as well as an economy fueled by users buying and selling to eachother. We highly encourage towns and user built things. Check out our forums for more information at www.webuildcrap.com We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cloudcreeper Minecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ActionPVP – Minigames

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

Here at ActionPVP we didn’t just want to build a Minecraft server, we wanted to build a community of PVP’ers. So we put together a team of great coders and set out on building a fully custom plugin and website to support our dream of an easy friendly place to jump in and play PVP matches at any time.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InfiniteMC Overpowered Raiding 1.7.2

★Features★

– MCPVP Teams – MCPVP Trackers – MCPVP Go Warps – MCPVP Spawn Protection

Well, please join us now, we are growing really fast! This is the best server. Please like the post so we can get at Most Liked. We also have a server website. You can always visit our website for the latest news and updates. Please go to www.hc-infinitemc.enjin.com

IP: pvp.infinityraids.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchantments Applied:	233

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlatyCast

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hermitcraft-like server! The server focuses on vanilla similar to how Hermitcraft is but with plugins to make it easier and without any griefing.

Come play survival!! The server is 24/7 and is always updated with the latest build of spigot and plugins. We also have custom plugins!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!