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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8862 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8543 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 168 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
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But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows