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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1321 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 431 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows