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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6206 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows