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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 4388 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9108 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Join our server if you’ve ever had a long distance relationship because we have a special teleportation feature that lets you visit your Minecraft boo whenever you want. And get this, if you build a heart-shaped house with your partner, you get special powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and dance to dubstep music. And every full moon, we have a giant pig race where the winner gets a diamond crown and a pet zombie pigman.
So come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #MinecraftLife #UnicornsAreReal #ButtRainbows