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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9287 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
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