Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!
But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!
