Lazy Euro SMP Player

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

onepeace

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ocd

When discussing minecraft I am aware that ocd is an amazing texture pack by the even more amazing disco, but mostly the term ocd stands for the well known uncontrollable need to achieve perfection. Even in places where no-one will ever see. That’s the server’s ambition in a nutshell. Hence the name. Now YOU are that player that squeezes every last drop of power out of your machine to run that new shadermod or HD texture pack, or tries to get better at – let’s say – landscaping. If you recognize yourself as this type of player you are more than welcome to check out the server and help it become AWESOME.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

BRAJO

READING

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Spyte PvP

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ores Mined:	4967

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BogRealms

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

HeilCraft

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AgedCraft

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

Dedicated & mature staff, experience in running servers and a goal to make the best possible experience for players.

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Economy Free & Citybuild PvP Survival Games Nette Community Teamspeak-Server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

[+] Survival – {Economy based server with jobs, player shops, auctions and dynmap} [+] Fantasy – {Slimefun based server with lucky blocks, magic loot and much more} [+] SkyBlock – {Normal skyblock with nether and end islands, jobs, craftbook and mcMMO} [+] Creative – {501×501 plot to start, builder & role-playing ranks, world edit for everyone} [+] SkyGrid – {Skygrid, nethergrid and endgrid worlds with quests. Makes skyblock look easy}

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gildorym

Roleplay, Survival

Gildorym is a Mature Roleplay Minecraft server, set in the D&D world of Faerun. A harsh place, with fortune & danger lurking around every corner. With the opportunity for every man to take his chance at fame. Our Events Team run daily events involving deep plots, with twists both good & evil, with opportunity for the player’s actions to decide its fate. We use a D&D based class system offering over 11 different and unique combat classes each with their own developing storyline and 5 crafting professions that each have vital place in our world economy. Lastly, we use the faction system allowing players to become a Lord of Lands, conquer other lands and even vie for the title of King..

So fancy trying yourself to become a rich land owner? A Powerful Mage? A Master Assassin? or even just content running your farm, or local smithy? The choice is entirely yours..

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Grueworld.dk

Economy

Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.