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The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

Create, cubes, DIMENSION, ELEMENTALS, Enchanting, Explore, fairy-kei, fairytale, FANTASY, Hunger Yaymes, HungerYaymes, Hungry, love, MAGICAL, magical dimension, Minecraft, mystical, smp, WHIMSICAL, Yay, YAYLY, Yaymes, yume kawaii, ユニHG原宿Yaycation

Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	450899	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	958
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Indie streaming, indie vtubers, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Russian vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, vod archival guide, VOD archives, youtube equivalent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Buildings Constructed:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Farms Harvested:	876
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	264	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, cc, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, final fantasy xiv, FotM Fit Edition, Golem Alts Meetup, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Wolf’s Pier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

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Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Emeralds Found:	7903
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

caedrel, Minecraft, Server

Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2