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MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	3888
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Animals Bred:	55
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1604	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Towns Built:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Votes:	6020
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Ores Mined:	1605	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ores Mined:	8519

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	6623	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Animals Bred:	148
Zombie Dances:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Potions Brewed:	185	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5015
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Villages Defended:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8204
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4198
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!