LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	195	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Enchantments Applied:	73	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Crops Grown:	1792

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8436	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Farms Harvested:	552	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	618	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ores Mined:	4388	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	9349
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	166

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6201
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Emeralds Found:	399	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Enchantments Applied:	190	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5193

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Emeralds Found:	6957	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4878
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Mines Excavated:	4792	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ores Mined:	4612
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Farms Harvested:	597
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Items Found:	3343	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

play.minecassia.net