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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8300 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!