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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8493 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 3594 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!