LaughCraft: YLYL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.

So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	185	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	846
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mines Excavated:	4698	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Items Found:	2415	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Animals Bred:	69	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Mines Excavated:	4761	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Mines Excavated:	1390	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Divine Spears Created:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.