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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8379 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Mines Excavated: | 2236 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7777 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 70 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
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