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Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 5184 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8859 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own virtual Blockbuster Video store, complete with VHS rentals and a popcorn machine! Fight off creepers with your trusty slap bracelet sword and ride around on a rainbow unicorn mount that farts glitter!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger Man, a mysterious figure who roams the land handing out cheeseburgers to hungry players. Rumor has it that if you find all seven cheeseburgers, you’ll unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft form! Just be sure to bring your scrunchies and neon windbreakers for maximum nostalgia.