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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8437 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.
2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.
