LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	6997	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	123	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6237

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Potions Brewed:	184	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Divine Spears Created:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	7262
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6258	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!