LardCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re bringing back the /lard/ edition, where pigs reign supreme and bacon is currency. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even creepers are dropping the sickest beats. You’ll be mining diamonds to the rhythm of their explosions.

2. We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

3. Our server anthem is so fire, it will make you want to dance like a villager on speed. Check it out here: [link to random video of cats dancing]

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, you didn’t hear about us from PC Gamer. They just can’t handle our level of insanity.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Potions Brewed:	98	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9561	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	295
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.