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Server Name	Memelands
Type	SMP
Community	Close-knit, driven
Age Requirement	15+
Map Age	Since 2019
Server IP	play.memelands.com

FAQ

What is Memelands?

Memelands is a vanilla SMP Minecraft server with a close-knit community of active long-term players over the age of 15. The server has been on the same map since 2019 and will never reset.

What kind of events do you have on the server?

We have various events such as jeopardy nights, build contests, and Memelands Olympics. These events are scheduled at times when most players can participate.

What are the basic rules of the server?

No stealing, griefing, or hacking.
Be mature and friendly, respect others’ builds.
No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

How can I join Memelands?

To join Memelands, you need to be aged 15 or older and apply through the application form provided on the server website. Upon approval, you will be whitelisted to join the server.

Are there any plugins or mods on the server?

The server is mostly vanilla with a few essential datapacks such as 1-player sleep. We also use protective plugins like CoreProtect to prevent theft and griefing. Optional in-game voice chat is available through Simple Voice Chat mod.

For more details and a detailed list of rules, visit our Discord server and website.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	102

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	636	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

sleep

Anarchy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MEGA Planet

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	6443	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

efCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkyEmpire

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to SkyEmpire, the ultimate Minecraft SkyBlock experience! Embark on a skyward journey like never before on our dedicated Java server at play.skyempire.org. SkyEmpire is not just a server; it’s a thriving community where players can forge alliances, conquer challenges, and build their empires in the vastness of the sky.Endless Skies Await You: Dive into a breathtaking world suspended in the clouds, where islands float high above the ground. With limited resources and challenging terrain, your creativity and resilience will be put to the test.Challenges and Achievements: Take on unique challenges and complete achievements to earn rewards, expand your island, and rise to the top. Whether you’re a solo adventurer or part of a powerful alliance, there’s always something new to strive for.PvP Battles and Alliances: Engage in epic player versus player battles or form alliances with other players to dominate the SkyEmpire. Work together to conquer the toughest challenges and establish your dominance in the sky.Customizable Islands: Build and customize your floating island to reflect your style and creativity. From humble beginnings to towering fortresses, the sky is the limit when it comes to creating your own unique haven in the clouds.Economy and Trading: Establish a thriving economy by trading resources with other players. The sky is a bustling marketplace where you can buy and sell to grow your wealth and enhance your island.Events and Community: Join regular events and connect with the vibrant SkyEmpire community. Whether it’s participating in special challenges or attending in-game festivities, there’s always something exciting happening in the skies.Join Us Today: Don’t miss out on the SkyEmpire experience! Connect to our Java server at play.skyempire.org and start your skyward adventure now. Gather your friends, form alliances, and become the ruler of the skies on SkyEmpire!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Potions Brewed:	144
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP

MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

In the legendary realm of Caeda, the continent of Ilias unfolds like a tapestry of uncharted wonders and age-old secrets.Beneath the vigilant gaze of sun and moon, enchanting magic courses through the land, bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enigmatic enchanted items and relics. Amidst the rich tapestry of diverse cultures and intricately woven lore, intrepid heroes rise to claim their destinies upon the untamed frontier of Ilias.Within this medieval roleplay, your very path awaits, a canvas on which to paint the essence of Light, embracing the ethereal grace of Life Gods, or perhaps surrendering to the allure of shadow cast by enigmatic Anti-Gods. With the advent of the peerless Caeda Engine, a masterpiece of custom code, your journey is yours to mold, a realm where history unspools with each valorous stride. Embark now upon this epic saga, for the gates to closed beta stand ajar, where the threads of legends await your skilled hands to be woven into an immortal tapestry.Gird your spirit and seize this chance to join the resplendent symphony of adventurers, congregating in the hallowed halls of Discord, where the grand opus of your own tale in Caeda begins.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WolfRealmsReborn

MCMMO, Survival

Wolf Realms Reborn is a returning server from the early days of survival multiplayer. Equipped with custom plugins and new hunger for the hunt, Wolf Realms Reborn is a truly unique experience. Join us under the moon where our songs serenade the stars and make their light dance. Kindness and respect hold the pack together and leave hate in the dust as we run. Enjoy a carefree environment with keep inventory on and pvp restricted, as well as land claiming enabled. We are excited to meet you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Reality3Farms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Reality3 Farms! Welcome To Reality3 Farms! THIS SERVER IS NOT PAY TO WIN!!! This is a farming server where its addictive and fun to play with your friends in a rank based server! Ip Is Reality3farms.mcserv.fun Port: 25565 Use any version of minecraft to join! This new server is the sequel to Reality3 creative Minecraft server, a server which is nearly 10 years old.This brand new server is a unique farming based server with a simple economy, land claiming relaxed rules and level based ranking system with heaps of exciting things to do as you gain through the levels.If you like servers in which you can have a relaxed atmosphere with a casual gameplay in a friendly place this is the server for you! Bare in mind this is a brand new server and there is lots to come in our future, We officially opened on September 2 2023On the server to gain levels is simple: once you log in type /rankup immediately to get to level 1Then once you do that have a look around spawn to see what the server is about, if you are happy to be one of the first people in the minecraft community to stay and play type /tprandom until you find a place you want to start your farm, you can also have access to a few kits, /kit claim will give you the tools to start claiming landThis server is a money based farming based server so in order to get more claim blocks and higher ranks you will have to earn money, higher ranks will give you different kits as well as easier methods to earn money, MCMMO has been tuned in such a way to flow with our ranking system so the endless gameplay will never get boring! Lvl7 and up gets /fly, we only accept “tip” type donations but this server is fully free to play and free to win the gameplay is endless with a strong focus on freedom within Minecraft with a Farming theme!We are transparent with our plugins, These include: ChatColor CropChecker DoubleShulkerShells FurnaceEnhanced GriefPreventionJetsSellChests mcMMO Gsit MarriageMaster ViaRewind ViaVersion TabPlugin DiscordSRVOtherAnimalsTeleport PlayerKits2 PlayerMagnet Rankup ShopGuiPlus TimeVote VIaBackwards Weathervote Ultracosmetics Jobs! PlayerVaults Latest update: Added PlayerVaults!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ISN Network

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

ISN Network is a FACTIONS server like no other. Offering a unique experience featuring monthly wipes, custom enchants, KOTHs, withers and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Towns Built:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

2P1G

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

░ ░ ░ ░ Welcome to 2P1G ░ ░ ░ ░A Premium Minecraft server offering a revisited survival experience with redesigned world generation.We are proud to offer you a wide range of features, including a quest system, different professions, an economy system, custom crafts and a player-to-player auction house. We also offer fishing rich in rare fish, an interactive online map, the “/trades” command to exchange items between players in complete safety and the possibility of collecting spawners. Our team is constantly working to improve server functionality and ensure an optimal gaming experience for all players. We try to offer special events throughout the year for the community that are as original as possible to guarantee you maximum sensations!Join us now to discover everything we have to offer and enjoy an exceptional gaming experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cobble Souls

PvE, Survival

Cobble Souls Cobblemon – Kill Pokemon with a weapon and get Souls Currency – Battle Pokemon and win Type Souls. – Redeem Type Souls for a Pokemon of that Typing. – NPC Soul Shops – Breeding (with Breeding Items) – Trading – Wondertrade – Custom Music and Sounds

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
New Chunks Explored:	114302	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!