Lamp Traffic | New Minecraft Servers 2024

It’s Minecraft SMP Time, Baby!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft players looking for a wild and crazy time!

Join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where we are dedicated to the craft of building and battling. Just like Floyd Mayweather dedicated himself to boxing for 19 years, we dedicate ourselves to creating the most insane structures and taking on epic challenges in the game.

Our team is like no other, led by the legendary Al Haymon and supported by Uncle Roger and our fearless leader, Floyd Mayweather himself. Mayweather Promotions may be the past, present, and future of boxing, but on our server, we are the past, present, and future of Minecraft madness!

Forget about Conor Magrayga or Maygrega, their names carry no weight here. We only care about players who can make $250 Million in diamonds in one night! So if you think you have what it takes to join the Money Team and take on the wildest adventures in Minecraft, then come on over and show us your hard work and dedication. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

Anime, art, Community, controversial, doujinshi, fanfiction, FANTASY, fetish, Fiction, Japanese culture, Loli, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, relationships, Server, shota, shota x loli, social norms, taboo, underage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must ship shota x loli! Why? Because who doesn’t love a good forbidden romance between a young boy and girl in pixel form?

Join us for epic adventures where you can build your own shota x loli love nest, complete with heart-shaped beds and matching outfits. Don’t worry, our moderators are experts at turning a blind eye to any questionable content, so you can let your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure trove of shota x loli fan art, created by the most talented builders in the land. Will you be the one to uncover this forbidden treasure and bask in its glory?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let your shota x loli fantasies come to life in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

My Manager Is A Shitcoin Investor, He Has A Talk This Morning Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, career, Confrontation, cryptocurrency, Deceit, Investment, Investor, Manager, Manipulation, Minecraft, morning, morning meeting, office politics, professional behavior, Revenge, revenge tactics, sabotage, shitcoin, shitcoin investor, smp, strategy, Talk, unethical behavior, work, Workplace

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between players trying to sabotage each other in the most ridiculous ways possible.

One time, a player’s manager was a notorious shitcoin investor and had a big presentation coming up. So, this player decided to take matters into their own hands and sabotage their manager’s talk by building a giant statue of a poop emoji right outside the meeting room. Needless to say, chaos ensued and the manager’s reputation was forever tarnished.

If you want to be part of a server where anything goes and no one is safe from pranks and shenanigans, then this is the place for you. Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Eat This First Minecraft Server

arrangement, Consumption, Culinary, Decision making, Dining, Eat, Etiquette, Food, Manners, Meal, mealtime, Minecraft, order of operations, organization, Planning, priority, proper, right order, sequence, sequence of events, Server, strategy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where the only rule is there are no rules! Want to eat a diamond pickaxe for breakfast? Go for it! How about a creeper sandwich for lunch? Sure, why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where food and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious ways. So come join us and see if you can figure out the right order to eat these crazy concoctions!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Bored in the Movie Minecraft SMP

bad acting, bored, Boredom, Boring, Cops, Distracting, dull, emotionless, facial expressions, lackluster performance, Minecraft, monotonous, Movie, sleep-inducing, smp, SUICIDE, unconvincing, unengaging, unentertaining, unenthusiastic, unimpressed, uninspiring, uninteresting

Are you tired of boring faces in movies making you want to sleep? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only distraction you’ll have is trying to survive the insane challenges we throw at you! Our players are so lively and entertaining, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, rumor has it that one of our admins once built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started attacking players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

What is the IP for The Game Theorists Minecraft Server?

Game, Minecraft, Server, theorists

The Game Theorists is a popular YouTube channel and online platform founded by Matthew Patrick in 2009. Known for their in-depth analysis and breakdowns of video games, pop culture, and internet phenomena, The Game Theorists have garnered a large following for their entertaining and educational content. They also have a sister channel called The Film Theorists, focusing on movies and TV shows. Through their videos, live streams, and podcasts, The Game Theorists have become a go-to source for gaming and entertainment analysis for millions of fans worldwide.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TrulyMine – 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.21, 1.8, 1000 lvl, 127 лвл, ADMIN, Anarchy, banner, Cheats, Clans, classic, donated keys, donation, Donations, Dupe, Events, Fly, free, Free Admin, GIF, Grief, HACKING, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, op, Parkour, Pex, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, RIGHTS, Roleplay, Rubles, Survival, TrulyMine, Website, Weddings, ВЛАДЕЛЕЦ

Jump 10 blocks in parkour and get 10 donated keys

Hacking the admin /free

Admin Truly

Buy a cheap donation for 75 rubles and get a bunch of rights!

[Владелец] /op + pex (Access to any private)

https://www.trulymine.ru/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2548	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Albanian Americans Minecraft Server

Are you tired of living in a world where Albanian-Americans are just a myth? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a thriving community of Albanian-Americans building epic structures and trading virtual baklava. Join us for a chance to experience the rich culture and heritage of Albanian-Americans, right in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who knew pixels could be so patriotic?

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The King of Games Minecraft SMP

Competitive Gaming, game tournaments, games, Gaming, gaming championships, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming Enthusiasts, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming Legends, gaming nostalgia, gaming technology, gaming trends, King, Minecraft, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, retro gaming, smp, strategy games, The King of Games, video games

Welcome to “The King of Games” SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be the ultimate Minecraft champion! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Our server is ruled by a wise and majestic llama named Sir Fluffington, who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. Legend has it that he can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, making him the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraftia.

But don’t worry, Sir Fluffington is a fair and just leader who welcomes all players with open hooves. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, you’ll find a place to call home on our server. Just be prepared to face off against the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of poultry rebels who are hell-bent on causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

So come join “The King of Games” SMP and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft master. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “King of Games” and bask in the glory of llama royalty for all eternity!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Mogu Ghost Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by none other than VividlyVivi, the most electrifying Minecraft streamer in the universe. Follow her on Twitch for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet llama named Larry who spits fireballs at your enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wacky!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

All Abortionists Go To Hell Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your moral compass? Look no further! Join our server where we take baby murder very seriously. Trust us, you do not want to experience the neverending inferno of hell for your crimes against the unborn. Those innocent fetuses will be chilling in heaven while you’ll be sweating it out in the other place. So if you think murdering babies is cool, think again before joining our server. There are no babies where you’re going, that’s for sure!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	945	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

authentic connections, Bonding, bros, camaraderie, Communication, Companionship, emotional intimacy, female empowerment, female friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Hoes, male-female friendships, Minecraft, mutual respect, non-romantic relationships, platonic relationships, Server, social norms, support system, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the women act like your male friends and the pigs can fly! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to team up with a female player who can out-mine, out-build, and out-fight your buddies? Look no further, because on our server, our female players are just as tough and competitive as the guys.

But that’s not all – we’ve got pigs that can fly! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is home to magical flying pigs that will take you on epic adventures through the skies.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where women kick butt and pigs soar through the clouds? Come join the fun and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4536	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

“Why Did They Do It?” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with crazy shenanigans and wild adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity!

Join us on this server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers have a thriving underground dance club, and the creepers are trained in stand-up comedy (watch out, they’re explosive!).

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only if you can decipher their llama language and gain their trust.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Real Bros Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic elections where you can campaign to become the ruler of the server. But beware, the state propaganda lackeys are out to get you, just like poor Kamala. Will you rise to power or fall victim to their schemes? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of LOLs!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minecraft SMP: VShojo+ Shenanigans

froot, geega, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Late Night General, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Mouse discussion, Shenanigans, smp, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

Welcome to Late Night General Geega Part 52! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who are as chaotic as they come.

Why should you join? Well, our server is filled with Froot who will make you question reality, GEEGA who will lead you on epic quests, Haruka who will serenade you with her angelic voice, and Henya who will blow your mind with his genius. Hime will keep you on your toes, Kson will make you laugh until you cry, Kuro will protect you from any creepers, and Mata will guide you through the wilderness. Mel will bring the party, Michi will keep you entertained, Mouse will keep you on your toes, and Zen will bring balance to the chaos.

But that’s not all! We have secret channels dedicated to Kson, Henya, Mouse, and even discussions about former members. Plus, our server is so wild that it has its own dedicated channels for extended discussions.

So come join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Runes Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27