LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	66	Wilderness Tamed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	410749	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Towns Built:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dimension Hops:	11

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4318
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Farms Harvested:	523
Votes:	5383	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Buildings Constructed:	31
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3216
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Runes Activated:	2

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	4038	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Magic Items Found:	6976	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	5337
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
New Chunks Explored:	269619	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

nornia.net