LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8848	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Zondayland

Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

Hello, we want to offer our community pure modded gameplay with create, dungeons, dimensions, nether and end custom etc. The game works on application and respect for other players. Survival No reset! join us here: https://discord.gg/6gMWTjzab6

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GlowCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Description: GlowCraft is a laid back Survival Multi-Player network. We Feature many Options but our main focus is Economy or PvE (Player Vs Economy). Created with the idea “Build Your Own Adventure” Glowcraft Features Custom Item(s) as well as Normal Game play. Depending on your Speed! Everything on our network is obtainable with gameplay. Economy Focus: We believe good game play starts with the player so we offer many ways to interact with the community by trading/selling and buying items in-game **Jobs** **Battle Arena** Win Server wide rewards for the whole community (coming soon) **Seasons** (Coming Soon) **Fully Player Run Economy** **Chest Shops** **Player Warps** **In-Game Reward Shops** **Vote Shop** **Pinata Parties** We’re always planning new features and updating the server constantly. We hope to see you online

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Enchanted Reef

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Hello and Welcome to the all new Enchanted Reef Minecraft server!We are a Enhanced Survival server with Custom Mobs, bonus custom recipes, Build protection, and a mining world that resets every month! Updated weekly!We have officially launched and are online, so come now and play! Version 1.20.1!New map!Website: http://www.enchanted-reef.com/Server IP: mc.enchanted-reef.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mines Excavated:	1380	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

WardenSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

We are a Semi-Modded Minecraft server with a good community and staff members you can feel free to play on it. IP Address- ‎ ‎ Java- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp1.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmp2.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎Port- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 25565 ‎ ‎Bedrock- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ wardensmpb.dramaticrp.in ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎PORT- ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ 19132 Map Address- ‎ ‎https://wardenmap.dramaticrp.in/

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	8248	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kings Faction Deluxe

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Kings Faction Deluxe is a fun survival-based Minecraft Faction server with lots of plugins. We have Factions, Bedwars, End Boss, Duels with custom kits, Pets, Server shops, Player shops, Crazy crates with amazing prizes, and so much more. The server also has a helpful command wall in the lobby that lists all the commands you can use, some of which include /warplist and /news! Looking to get ahead even faster? In-game ranks and crate keys can be purchased on the Kings Faction Deluxe website. You Guys can create your own faction team or join one!! Don’t forget to vote for this server and share with your friends. Join today for the best Faction server adventure ever!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	4001

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cave Raiders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Getting back to basics! Enjoy survival and semi-vanilla without the usual public server problems.Grief-free! With GriefPrevention, we have an unbeatable, easy-to-use anti-grief which protects your builds, your chests, your animals, and even the items you drop when you die. The server also automatically mutes and bans spammers and chat trolls. Easy to start. If you know how to play single player, you’ll know how to play CaveRaiders. Quick to start. With Population Density, you’ll start close to the edge of our explored map – This means easy-to-find ores, animals, and space to build quickly and easily! Fast Travel. Also a perk of Population Density, teleportation posts are placed every 400 blocks to help you quickly travel to meet up with friends, trade, or explore our huge world. Active Staff. The server is monitored by active Staff members so any troubles that pop up can be fixed quickly! Discord. An active Discord community means you’ll never be playing alone! Join the server to request a link to join, or wait for an announcement to cycle through with the address!This server is FREE.We don’t believe in holding fun game elements hostage and asking for ransom. Without paying anything at all, you can access 100% of our world and 100% of Minecraft’s game features. You will not be required to vote, make any purchases, or limit your play time.Thanks for trying us out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minefort

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minefort is a full-featured free Minecraft server hosting platform. You can create a server completly for free, either for fun, playing with friends, or just having a server. You have full FTP, which gives you access to using whichever plugins you want, even your own. You can join the server and make one yourself, or play in others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Tsunami Realms

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Tsunami Realms! A Vanilla + SMP server with custom enchants, custom terrain, and custom armor! Tsunami Realms also includes lots of interactive and fun additions that make vanilla a little more enjoyable! A 1.20 Based server with Quests, Jobs, Economy, and many more! Come join us today at Play.TsunamiRealms.us!Can join from previous and newer versions!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3054	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Realmportal

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

▣ Choose from several classes and level up MMORPG style, craft hundreds of unique items, battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses.▣ Navigate through expansive and detailed dungeons for exclusive loot and unique gear.▣ Fly around on dragons and explore dozens of new biomes in the wilderness to build your thriving town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.▣ Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories and farms.▣ Protect your buildings and items with land claims and the ability to lock containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.▣ Enjoy an immersive environment with new textures and models. No mods are needed, simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.▣ Realmportal has a decade-long online presence and has an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We are committed to regular updates and value your feedback for new content.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TerraTales

Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

[1.20 – 1.20.2]We are a Minecraft nations server with a heavy emphasis on worldbuilding and roleplaying that strives to give the best player driven experience possible; where you can choose your own path in this expansive world, because history is made by those who build it!What can we offer you? > An expansive 12,000 by 12,000 custom map > A welcoming community > Various unique plugins to give you a one-of-a-kind experience > Active and helpful staff team > Unravelling storylines, letting you become part of history > An active Discord > A Wiki spanning hundreds of pages of player made lore > The chance to take part in international politics

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WarlockAUS

Cross-Play, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GalaxyMC

Survival, Towny

Hello everyone, I present to you GalaxyMC, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, but here, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you. – Physical Currency System – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Secure vaults – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dimension Hops:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Crops Grown:	6086	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Aetherius Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Aetherius Craft is a craftable economy filled with a wide variety of plugin features, offering many possibilities and an ever expanding realm of creativity for players to enjoy! Aetherius Craft uses Twitch and YouTube to further expand it’s presence in the Minecraft community. Be sure to check out Aetherius Craft’s other social media outlets under our profile! We hope you enjoy playing on play.aetheriuscraft.com!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	569626
Villages Defended:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft Infected

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

[1.8-1.15]Minecraft Infected (MCI) is based off of Call of Duty’s Infected mode. Players have one minute to hide before a virus spreads, turning a few unlucky players into zombies. These zombies must infect (by killing) all humans before the time runs out. If zombies infect all humans, they win! But if they fail, all surviving humans win! Level up by earning cookies (yum!) to start with better gear and survive the infection for even longer.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	5288
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4189

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Apocalyptic Gaming Modpack Network

FTB, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	9760

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.