LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

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Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5073
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2276
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Emeralds Found:	6992	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Crops Grown:	8702	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4933	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchantments Applied:	65
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Buildings Constructed:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.