LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Emeralds Found:	3562
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, Catuesday Edition, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, FANTASY, FATE farming, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Future Meetups, Garo, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, Marilith, materia, Minecraft, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks Meetup., Ultros, warm bodies, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, autism, Boundaries, Communication, cooking restrictions, cross-contamination, depression, family dynamics, food allergies, food labeling., guest accommodations, guest behavior, guest etiquette, HangryCraft, latex allergies, meal prep, Minecraft, personal space, Respect, safe food, Server, takeout, understanding allergies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	413
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyBlunders

adoption, adoptive parent, biological son, blended family, BlockyBlunders, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, family history, friendship, Honesty, medical history, parenting, past experiences, personal boundaries, reconciliation, regret, relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than an episode of Real Housewives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera.

Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a telenovela. From secret adoptions to family medical history dramas, we’ve got it all. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the chaos firsthand?

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RedditVsIRL

acceptable, community standards, controversial topics, digital interactions, digital platforms, hate, internet culture, internet discussions, online behavior, online communities, online etiquette, public perception, Real Life, reddit, RedditVsIRL, social media, social norms, societal norms, unpopular opinions, virtual communities

Are you tired of Reddit’s constant judgment and criticism? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally be free to do the things Reddit hates without fear of downvotes! Build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, create a shrine dedicated to pineapple on pizza, or even start a cult worshipping the almighty avocado toast – the possibilities are endless! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild in a world where being weird is celebrated, not shamed. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are plotting to take over the world…but shh, you didn’t hear that from us!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3331	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, investigation, Killed, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, north korean, political tension, seoul, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, War, world affairs

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean soldiers fighting in ukraine for some reason lol like what even is that??? but hey it makes for some crazy pvp battles so come join us for some wild and wacky fun! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a gang of ninja llamas. yea, you heard that right, ninja llamas. so come on over and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane world of chaos and mayhem!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MissileFailCraft

#classified information, aircraft, cover up, Defense, drone, EMBARRASSING, Espionage, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Missile, MissileFailCraft, reconnaissance, Russian, secret, SECURITY, stealth, Surveillance, Technology, WARFARE

Yo, so like, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Russian drones are trying to keep their stealth secrets hidden but fail miserably? Well, welcome to our server where the only thing more embarrassing than a missile not erasing their secrets is the fact that they can’t even handle a bunch of blocky players running around!

Join us if you want to uncover top-secret Russian technology while building your own epic creations. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden bunker full of diamonds or accidentally trigger a drone attack with your epic redstone contraptions.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft spy, uncovering secrets and causing chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a drone, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Jelly Fusion Craft

aquatic organisms, biology, cellular fusion, comb jelly fusion, Craft, Fusion, injured animals, injured comb jellies, injured species, injured wildlife, jelly, Jellyfish, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine organisms, organism regeneration, Regeneration, sea creatures, sea life, single organism, zoology

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, injured comb jellies can fuse into a single organism on here! it’s like, the most insane thing ever, bro. imagine seeing a bunch of jellies coming together to form a super jelly, it’s lit af.

not only that, but we also got flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes, like wtf?! it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft. u ain’t gonna find that on any other server, i promise u that.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers and skeletons breakdancing? it’s like a rave but with mobs, it’s wild.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most outrageous stuff in minecraft, join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even witness a herd of llamas doing the macarena, who knows? it’s a mad world out there in this server.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	429

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Asian countries, Bans, bikini ban, bikinis, Censorship, censorship laws, China, console game, gaming industry, government regulations, hatsune miku, Ishiba, Japanese culture, Japanese Game, Kishida, Korea, Minecraft, Server, state of gaming, SushiCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a Japanese console game without bikinis? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Hatsune Miku herself would blush. Join us for a virtual adventure where bikinis are not only allowed, but encouraged! Swim with pigs, battle creepers in style, and build the most fabulous beach house you’ve ever seen. Korea and China may have tightened their censorship, but we’re breaking all the rules here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

/gedg/ – Minecraft SMP Game and Engine Development General #212

code tags, Compendium, configuration, Development, engine, engine development, event templates, Game, game development, gedg, general, Help, irc, Jams, Minecraft, problem description, progress day, relevant code, render bugs, smp, Wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic events and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players compete in epic dragon races across the End dimension. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn mount that will help you soar to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a hilarious disaster either way)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6