LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	516
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Crops Grown:	7157
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	101

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Alien Abductions:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	535

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	468
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	5369	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.